yeah there's no menu bar good luck getting home BITCH

SPORTSMEN: THE MOVIE

now has its own webpage

HOW DO STILL PLAY FLASH GAMES (tutorial)

well flash is dead forever now TT_TT but it still lives on in our hearts. our hearts = THE FLASH POINT ARCHIVE. https://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/ wadda hell thats an svg. how very...Flashlike. yah so like if you still wanna play hot dog bush u rly need to install this. theres also 70,000 other flashes u can vibrate with if u dont wanna play hot dog bush (???) in a sense im glad necessity birthed this wonderful invention...it presents all the flashes we know and love in an Accessible and Acceptable package. no longer are we bombarded with the banners and widgets of yesteryear. all your favorite flashes are now at your fingertips with a mere type of the keyboard ! i really like that it lets you add things to your favorites and create your own playlists. the same applies to the animation category though for some reason theres no premade playlists on that one :?
Tips and Trix

• creating a shortcut - i recommend creating a flashpoint shortcut on your desktop by going into the flashpoint folder, opening Launcher, right clicking Flashpoint.exe and creating a shortcut. theres a premade shortcut in the main folder but moving or copying it wont work.
• unlocking 18+ flashes - open up flashpoint and go to Config. from there you should be able to check Extreme Games.
• YOU can contribute flashes - by downloading the other version of fp listed on their website. i havent tried it yet. oh but if i do ill be sure to tell you

archivists save the day again!!! one thing flashpoint doesnt have much of tho is f**************** homestuck flashes dafuq. FEAR NOT, GOOD CITIZEN! for there exists an executable like flashpoint but just for homestuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yeah!!wheel it out boys thats your cue :| https://bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/ ah...smells like...Home.
the epic individual responsible really showed up in the nick of time, right before flash got BLASTED TO BITS. i know it only makes sense but im touched this stuff is all out for free flsafjf and wow they really whipped this shit together in like a year while VIZ MEDIA HAS BEEN SITTING ON ITS %*%#(%#@*%(#@!%*#@!%(#@!*% %*#@!#@!(^#@!*%# FOR %#&^#@(#@!)@!%#*!^!@%($*^#!^#!$&#*@$@!#!_@#$#(@!%@ *%#%(#@(!%*@#%(@#!*%@# %*#@!@#(!^*!@%&^&@!(#@!^*@!(*#@!^(#!@*$#@(^*@! DOING ^$#@%^$#*y$#%@$^%*#@%)$#9845326Y439204853Y2895388Y2953892Y693 but i told myself i wouldnt get mad this is a happy day :)
this collection is very comprehensive it even has some things you might wish got lost to the sands of time you know what im saying HBGJD,HILSDJB but yah its so super epic anyways and if viz media does anything to jeopardize our Final Happiness ill [redacted]
it goes without saying i have no intention of visitng the official homestuck website again...if i have to see one of those "flash is not supported" thingies on my childhood website ill go grimdark. its already HEART WRENCHING enough having to see those boxes on the waybackmachine of all places. but i hear those archive.org guys are working on reviving in-browser flash content with ruffle. i tried using ruffle to get indamnible hot dog bush to work but yeahhh it was totally broken aljgsklg i assume what ruffle, in its current state, does is not much different to converting an old flash file to html5 in adobe animate. any code gets Zoinked. but im sure theyll improve with time. for now flashpoint and the homestuck companion are enough to keep the madness and pure darkness at bay :D

Cat's Dont Dance Fan Art!

http://www.cdd4ever.com/FanArt03/NewFanArt.htm excuse my orange screenshot but why this layout L;DASKL;GKS;LGDSKL;G it was last updated in 2009 but apparently they held on for 5 years. god why was i not PRESENT FOR THAT. i think the first time i saw cats dont dance i was in elementary school and i was late to school as i was every day and my mom had turned on the tv and cats dont dance was on and it was really good so i thought id just stay in bed and watch cats dont dance that day instead of going to school but she didnt let me. i think i was like 40 minutes late to school or something idk she do be looking fine though. except the hair they didnt have to do that.

What qualifies as tasteful I shall be blunt as I'd rather it be clear. No nipples, naughty bits, or oversized packages showing. Period. No nudity, extreme violence or sex acts, if it's R, it's out. I'm not really into scanty lingerie images either. It seems silly to mention all this, but part of our goal is to keep the site family friendly. Ultimately, it's in everyone's best interest since there's nothing for parents or W.B. to get freaked over. This standard also applies to writers, please be mindful of characters you are depicting. If there is foul language, we will require that it be edited out. If anyone is still unsure, PLEASE send me a story outline, written description or a pencil rough of what you want to do and we'll talk about it at: catsdontdance@comcast.net

THIS IS FUNNY BUT WHAT STICKS OUT TO ME IS THE COMCAST EMAIL. WHAT THE HELL IS A COMCAST EMAIL?????????????????????????????????????? i should email this what should i say... this is why u dont FUCK wit me. Bye!#$@#

documenting my utter sadness :P

http://www.kupoartist.eclipse.co.uk/
this site is cute right? look theres chihiro BRAND RECOGNITION WILL YOU CLICK IT NOW?! me and winston wrote this. wait why do they have creepy ass pupils--
i relate so much to these internet young adults from 2005 DANG THOUGH THEY REALLY PUT EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF INFORMATION ABOUT THEMSELVESDKGHDKGDASJGDSAGJSDAKLGSAJL WELL i do recall a time when the internet felt small enough that spilling gallons of personal information was just a walk in the park. IF ANYTHING IM MORE SOCIALIZED TO BE TOO OPEN FROM THAT ERA YOU KNOW FJLSAFJLSK but its always the time capsule i relate to. i could look into what this person is like now...A look into the crystal ball, perhaps? wait no lets look at their fansites.
sigh the homepage must be php. click the "sites" button to follow MeeEEEEeEeeeEeeeEe~ the prized possession here is the gman fansite. http://www.kupoartist.eclipse.co.uk/gman/index.htm ive played half life 2 like 15 million times over the past 11 years and i still dont recognize some of these gman sightings. Really makes ya think, huh... i suggest looking at the other fansites listed on kupoartist. i like how this web designer does subtle spins on the classic column layout using shape and layering. it feels so simple yet its...........YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA SAY. NOT SOMETHING YOU SEE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just flipping through the external links here...what has even become of halflife2.net ASJHGGJSKGHJKSDGHDSKJ WHAT IS THIS ICON http://halflife2.net/ ...CTRL ALT DEL UPDATED YESTERDAY??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Well. A lot of these pages are still active. That's all there is to say... sigh i like that it links to weebls stuff who is obviously still active yet the page it links to is not found GJAKG hey theres unicorn jelly. i think that comic is transgender or something. i havent looked into it much but the website is cool so i will link it http://unicornjelly.com/index.html

++++++☆BEYOND THIS POINT THERE WILL BE SPOILERS SO DO NOT READ ON IF YOU ARE GONNA FLAME ME FOR SPOILING ~I warned you~ (^u^)☆++++++
++++++☆THIS POST IS NSFW☆++++++

i just want to quickly log this ebichu review i found from 2012 http://m4r1k0.blogspot.com/2012/03/marikos-first-anime-review-dechu.html me
i like that ultimately the only thing that gets points docked off the shows score is the "ass taco" boyfriend JAHBhdsajhdaskHFHDSAJ A;SDFKSAFAS; LIKE NOT HAVING WAIFU QUALITIES IS MORE ATTRACTIVE? ITS WEIRD HEARING A DEDICATED ANIME FAN SAY THAT, BUT I AGREE. wait no theyre saying is justfiable that he doesnt like her not that its justifiable that he stays for teh secks. oh. HOW OFFENSIVE MASTER IS ON MY KIN MAP sigh guys the kin map. theres no real reason to include the kin map on this page but i may give it its own page somewhere in this domain. the kin map guys...the kin map...

・。・゜★・。・。☆・゜・。・゜。・。・゜★・。・。☆・。・゜★・。・。

Well, that's it for my very first anime review! I wonder if it was any good~ At least I had fun writing it.. I suppose (^-^;; )

Stay tuned for more reviews, dechu!

♡Bye-Q♡

12 YEARS A MURDOC FANGIRL

wazzup yall. zomg youtube has been recommending me gorillaz fan animations. i checked one out that was like from 12 years ago or some crap and i saw a comment that said "why did you quit youtube" so i went to the uploaders site and found this amazingness. https://nietje66.webs.com/
"There is a new comics in the comics section!" YOU HEARD THE LADY GET MOVING. or im assuming its a lady idk the about me page says their name is marianne but that nietje is their alter ego and that they both love murdoc YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE MURDOC TOO MAN WOMAN CHILD IT DOESNT MATTER WE ALL LOVE MURDOC. LET me cut straight to the point here.
this comic is accompanied by this statement.

This comic is not in the Murdoc birthday folder because this is actually a comic for my boyfriend! Well, Murdoc managed to get things his way anyway I am afraid. It's not always easy to devide your love between a boyfriend and a malicious cartoon character...

i have no freaking words besides this is twisted and this is gonna be me with dave and my future husband (dave) ty. DAMN ITS ALSO KINDA FUNNY SHES LIKE A CHIBI BUT HER BF IN THIS COMIC IS LIKE A ZADDY HJAGSKKJGSAHKJGSKJGHKJ WHO IS THIS REFINED MIDDLE AGED MAN STOP FDJKSAFDSKLAFJDSALK what else what else...its pretty funny they write murdoc calling them a midget im pretty sure on more than one occasion. so from what i understand theyve been drawing these self insert x murdoc crossover comics for 10+ years. theres a lot of romantic tension in these comics...i mean this is devout love. haven told me i may be the biggest homestuck fan. yeah? well nietje CERTAINLY is the biggest murdoc fan. AND YOU KNOW I REALLY FEEL A CONNECTION TO THIS PERSON BECAUSE NOT ONLY HAVE THEY BEEN OBSESSED WITH THE SAME CARTOON MAN FOR OVER A DECADE BUT THEYRE FREAKIN LEGIT DASGAHSJK LET ME SHOW U THEIR PORTFOLIO WTF. http://marianne-eijgendaal.nl/
you can even tell just from the murdoc comics and animations that their art aint no joke. these illustrations are really....GOOD. im also in awe of their range of animation styles https://vimeo.com/332171511 (this wont embed help me)
i love people who can do a lot of different styles. perhaps i should leave a comment on their site..................................................................................................................................................but im shy GGHJSGH i feel ive talked so much that ive run out of words to say to people, in general. i concede. i will admire from Afar.


i wonder if theyve drawn murdoc porn.

you know i cant leave before checking the links page

hail the animation https://web.archive.org/web/20190107024733/http://hailtheanimation.awardspace.com/ ahh a classic flash site. I ONLY HAVE A MONTH TO SAVE THIS I GUESS? ILL JUST. ILL JUST DOWNLOAD IT. oh no i gotta download every single page i dont wanna do that GDAJGHJSKAGH none of the images survived anyways apparently, which is a shame, because every single one of these little thumbnails is supposed to lead to one. some of the flash animations survived though? now somehow from this site i got to gorillaz.it and HOT DAMN https://web.archive.org/web/20090418171843/http://www.gorillaz.it/gorillaz.htm DO YOU SEE HOW THE CURSOR TRANSFORMS INTO A G WHEREVER YOU STOP FASGDSGJSDAKLG THIS, WHATEVER THIS IS, IS A LOST ART. this site goes so hard im AGHSJKG i wasnt expecting this. LIKE THE FAN MUSIC VIDEOS ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY DAMN GOOD? here ill take some videos.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/mfPuS1Aeokk
https://www.youtube.com/embed/asoyC2WcpbI
the about page is very interesting also holy shit this woman loves red borders.

Who the hell is me? A "Stupid Ragamuffin Lollysucker", as Murdoc likes to call me; but I am also the girl who created all this sick world on Gorillaz characters, without their permission and without any gain! So, no need to sue me! ^_^ People who knows me usually tells I'm nice; people who doesn't know me says I'm a fucking bitch who pretends to be Murdoc's girlfriend. But noone of them is totally right. I have a very complicated personality. I am very sad inside, though I always look for a laugh and I make stupid and funny comics. I always seek for something that I still can't find... Sometimes I need love, sometimes I need loneliness. Sometimes I claim death, sometimes I'm stuck to the life.

I FEEL THAT BROTHER. also wait how many women were pretending to be murdocs boyfriend back then HDAJKHASJKGASKJGSAJKGHSJKAG I SHOULDNT BE SO QUICK TO CALL NIETJE THE BIGGEST FAN AFTER ALL...i myself when i was 16 had a dream that i was banging murdoc and he ********************** inside of me and i screamed at the top of my lungs??das.JHGDAJSKFL,;SKAJGDSKLAF;SAKFFLS;DAFfdl;askgjdsaklf;skaKF;DSAKFL;DASF'ASKDSA;FLDSAGL;SADGJHDSALK
on the subject of f@de's persona:

This is me, kinda. When you write to me, you almost totally talk with the cartoon I'd created, that doesn't mean I lie to you: lots of the aspects of Fade's personality are really aspects of my own personality, but I made her more cool and interesting than my useless esistence!

again, the unspoken bond between me and gorillaz fan site webmasters from the early 2000s. astonishing. this site has QUITE the extensive links page but man i dont know if i can get through all this tonight djksalgjsdlk https://web.archive.org/web/20090501025702/http://www.gorillaz.it/golinkz.htm
i did have this crazyfortoons.com https://web.archive.org/web/20070630195123/http://www.crazyfortoons.com/
link open from earlier.
i really do love the design of this site...i can see how working in flash would streamline the process of making a graphics heavy site like this. but it COULD be done with just html, css and js using transforms and class toggles and hover states and such and such. well its no wonder designers shy away from all this now fsafljsad needless to say i wish sites would look like this today. at least SOMETIMES?!?!?!?! oh wait it was made by the same chick who did the gorillaz site. wow i kinda wanna talk to her lfjdsalf i wonder if shes still into web design... the animatics site and the spirit site both have particularly characteristic layouts. i like the simplicity of the spirit site A LOT; using the letters as the navigation like this aalfjksaf such a sleek approach to having a completely deranged site layout. YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT.
the angelina site killed me though. the homepage takes you through this entire religious journey with the fucking choir and beasts running in with the buttons and agFJAKLjklsadglka BUT EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU LOAD THE HOMEPAGE YOU HAVE TO SIT THROUGH ALL THAT AGLKSA WHICH MAKES ACTUALLY CLICKING THE LINKS...VERY DIFFICULT! i need to Get On This Level. https://www.youtube.com/embed/y0csMMFJyV0

4/5/19: IS ANYONE ELSES COLLAPSED BOOKMARK TAB SCROLLABLE

there was a time when i was really On It with organizing my things. kept folders concise with a strict file vetting process. i was young, a fool with no concept of the true abundance in which information exists. you still think ORGANIZATION is REAL? Heh. You have quite the ways to go. soon youll realize that the only way to keep that shit under the lid will be to make several subfolders. it wont be long until the subsubfolders make their appearance and so on. at this rate, the folders will now practically outnumber the files themselves. you scramble to fit each folder with its own unqiue sorting system but victory is just out of your reach. now everytime you try sipping but a drop from the sea of folders, shit takes like a full minute to load up--because theres STILL too many files in it to sort efficiently i guess? you act on the only instinct that's ever done you any good. you make more folders. to help share the load, right? no. it's too late. congrats, you're stuck with twice the number of many shitty folders that wont load. the rotting corpse of a once utopian civilization where anarchy now reigns whispers to you, influences you to make a metaphor inside of a metaphor about how bad the folder situation has gotten. you've completely lost your way. in the sea. of information.
youll never see your family again.

lets go down the list

g4l linked me this. http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?b2ggc3dlZXQ=
hehehe i had this page bookmarked as "special note in the sourcecode" if you recognize this quote im certain youll be interested.

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM JAMMA LAMMMYYYYY YOU GOT'TA MMMMNMNuuuNUUU

Otherwise Known As The Virtual Band That Never Was. Obviously. Because It Was Virtual. You Idiot.

ive been so into parappa the rappa lately!!! and um jammer lammy too DUH. i might actually like jammer lammy better because the plot is more on crack and edgy dkas;dkas;ld so i came across this hilarious PSA album https://youtu.be/3iyi1bk0Bvo you know what else is hilarious the site hosting this image is called otaku.com like damn you gotta be a straight playa to own otaku.com no funny stuff in the url or nothin. lets not get distracted for the love of god. (nvm i guess the image is gone.) seriously what was i even talking about a few seconds ago YES the psa album. OMG ITS SO FUNNY i would reccommend you NOT be introduced to parappa through these means because this album contradicts the absurdist/No-Flips-Given attitude of the actual games. BUT IF YOU WANT TO HEAR PARAPPA LEGIT SAY "STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS" AND RAPONDER THE MYSTERY OF CHILDBIRTH THEN THIS IS THE ALBUM FOR YOU!!!! its funny enough in the game how parappa has that half-kid half-adult thing goin' on like spongebob. hes living with his dad and goin to karate lessons with kids then suddenly hes getting his drivers license and pulling up to his girlfriends house in his new car. huh? okay. same i guess. GUYS THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT IM ACTUALLY SHOWING YOU HERE. PAAARAPPPAAA! A BLOGPOST WITHOUT LAMMY IS LIKE A BLOGPOST NOT WRITTEN BY ME! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? /endquote so im pretty sure the url i scoped out was in there somewhere. id use my magnifivision right now but,...yeah... i dont wanna embarrass u... its fine, i have the link right here. https://web.archive.org/web/20000818140501/http://www.playstation.com/games/categories/stratpuzzle/lammy/ wait im actually confused. i thought that "The Official Um Jammer Blahblah I'm An Idiot" box was just like a missing asset overlapping the full image. but no??? THE IMAGE WAS ALREADY CUT UP LIKE THAT? MA SAN WHERE ARE YOU1?!?!?!?!?
noonoonoononnoo this isnt even the link from the cd. i dont even know where i GOT this one! https://web.archive.org/web/20001210091000/http://anex.sme.co.jp/MilkCan/index.html that is so much better. isnt that adorable? and that wonderful love(?) letter to the internet dk;lsakdlsa; what a soothing foil to my meltdown from earlier. how nice it would be to go back to when the internet was Pure Potential. in a sense we are back. lets explore B)
https://web.archive.org/web/20001210081400/http://anex.sme.co.jp/MilkCan/cgi-bin/bbs.cgi the comments section for this site is so unbelievably funny. (WOULD YOU PEOPLE CONTROL YOURSELVES???) do yourself a favor and just scroll through these. oh wait. am i screwing these people by blasting their emails? its fine nobody from the year 2000 is even still alive anymore. just in case, take this epic trolling lesson from me. oh man. these 2000's suckers dont even have the privilege of being targetted daily by predatory advertisements curated using personal data corporations stole from them. what a bunch of dumb cavemen.
you should explore all the pages of this cute site. so many custom headers and navigation buttons. i became lovestruck with a certain graphic from this page https://web.archive.org/web/20010215035317/http://anex.sme.co.jp/MilkCan/do_jo/index.html you have my word that i will repurpose this asset. i dont know where. i dont know when. but you have my word.

allow me to cite one of my esteemed scholarly sources as with all the information i gather from youtube comments, this is an MLA-certified truth. first of all....i think that tamagotchi connection is cool because i like tamagotchi. SECOnd of all this is cool if true (it indisputably is) because that means parappa originates from the ancient internet. online point and click games? viral videos? where can we ever see these things for ourselves? https://web.archive.org/web/20001014114544/http://www.whimsyload.com/ whoahwhoawhwhwhawowahwhwaoh if you click the "archive" button on the right you get to see all his cool old illustrations. I DIDNT SEE THIS UNTIL NOW THIS IS AWESOMEEEE idk why but this is my favorite one ;flkdafl;ds and hey once you enter the site itself theres pj the dj :D every asset ever appears to be broken. i have no idea where im going. following where my cursor takes me. tell my wife i loved her. https://web.archive.org/web/20000607043835/http://www.whimsyload.com/parappa/paraFrames.html look at this fresh concept art. snaggin that. ok i think ive gone as far as i can go with this one. no point and click remnants for me :'(

BUCKLE UP HOMESTUCK

do you know ive been rereading homestuck lately? do you have any idea how INVASIVE that is in the life of a Certified Adult[little tm logo]? BECAUSE I DONT. AND I SURE DONT CARE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHELP.
https://www.bgreco.net/misc
found this site readin homestuck cuz i was illegally readin hussies commentary (dont tell him that, he'll divorce me) through a Certain Extension. that extension occasionally included links to versions of the flashes that had different songs. i guess some bolin guy used to make the music for homestuck, but Drama Transpired and his music was replaced with the stuff we know and love today. what a tragedy...? those flashes were hosted on this bgreco site. this greco has got quite a lot of cool stuff here. came for the homestuck, stayed for the objection page, the rainbow bookmarklet, and the error pages. https://www.bgreco.net/forbidden/forbidden.htm i happen to be listening to techno music right now. just TRY and tell me there isnt a god. hear me out. how would you guys feel...if i made the website look like this all the time? ::::DDDDDDDDDD

OMG WAIT I ALMOST MISSED HIS ASCIITUBE LINK WTFFFF https://asciitube.bgreco.net/ THIS IS LIKE THE COOLEST THING HERE!!!??!?!? BONUS POINTS to whoever knows what video i put in ;)

stickers linked me this its cool but i dont really get how it works

https://noclip.website/

i love when people use built in browser mechanics creatively

https://town.neocities.org/

Back When MTV Was Cool And When I Was Barely Sentient.

https://web.archive.org/web/19970116183655/http://www.mtv.com/hotspot/

lets just end it on this

https://tagami.skyrock.com/559992155-Aya-Natsume.html saw this illustration in an old a(nime)m(usic)v(ideo) during one of my pathetic nostalgia sprees through content i barely even cared about at the time. thought it was a great illustration and reverse google searched it. landed on this french weeb blog from 2006. still without answers to the origin of this illustration alas i dont speak french, but if you click on it you get a funny little popup that does not seem to resize the image at all. i wonder what happened after sunday august 27th 2006, date of their last post. what made this frenchmen once so passionate about the animes give it all up at the very peak of their career? had the act of writing an entire post in what appears to be 5px bright yellow font on a fleshy pink background weighed too heavily on their conscience? we will never know. unless someone around here can speak french i guess. hey, uh, what is skyrock anyways....

all these sexy romance kissing fucking flash games

*Takes a sip of wine.* Ah, hello. Didn't see you there. Please, take a seat, feel free to slip into something more comfortable for tonight's Cool Pages Page Post.
Ah, excuse me for one moment please.
... alright im back. it took me about a month to actually return to this post after starting that intro. and to top it all off, ive got like 4 posts sitting on top of this one that i havent written yet. prepare yourselves for the webpagening...

what was this one even OH YEAH IT WAS ABOUT SEXY ROMANCE KISSING FUCKIng games. i think it was a convo between me and stickers about these classic internet games that inspired me to make this post. dont be afraid, it starts off pure FJLAKF when i was little i always played on girlsgogames. that was my SHIT. i still return to play WHAT I CONSIDER A GENUINELY FUN GAME, which is the School Flirting Game (http://www.girlsgogames.com/game/school-flirting-game ). School Flirting Game is one of many variations. they're all literally the same game but they have cute recolors and CAN YOU BLAME THEM? FOR BEING CUTE? SO HERE'S THE GAME: YOU'RE COLLECTING A HAREM OF CUTE SCHOOLBOYS USING YOUR LASERBEAM HEARTS. OR I GUESS LASERBEAM EYES THAT EXTRACT HEARTS FROM INNOCENT MEN, RIPE FOR CONSUMPTION (BY YOU). AFTER YOU'VE LASERBEAMED A BOY HE BECOMES YOUR FAITHFUL AND TRUSTWORTHY MANSLAVE. THE AIM OF THE GAME IS TO COLLECT AS MANY MANSLAVES AS POSSIBLE!!! AND ONCE YOU'VE COLLECTED ENOUGH YOU BECOME THIS SUPERHUMAN HEART LASERBEAM GOD AK;ASDK;AS but even whilst in godmode the teacher can still beat your ass. she must have the most manslaves of all. this game is honestly so rewarding MODERN GAMES SHOULD BE TAKING NOTES HERE: the higher your score and the more Extra Hot Boys you enslave, the more extravagant your ending animation is!!! i dont think ive even unlocked all of them yet??? DUDE MY SCORE HERE SUCKS BECAUSE THE EFFING GAME WAS LAGGING BUT I PROMISE IT DOESN'T USUALLY LAG IT'S JUST BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO PLAY AN MSI SONG IN THIS OTHER YOUTUBE TAB FLDSAJFLDSA

first time anyone has used a subheader in internet history

i have two more girlsgogames kissing game gems i must show you. did you know? in 2009 or whatever the heck i had to sneak behind my mom's back to access the Kissing Games section (YES THATS A REAL GENRE ON THIS WEBSITE) because whenever she caught me playing these games she would SCREAM.
http://www.girlsgogames.com/game/kissmat-2
http://www.girlsgogames.com/game/kissing-during-work
the funny thing is the theme of these games are not getting caught by your boss or teacher. imagine little me trying to not get caught by my mom trying to not get caught by my teacher/boss kissing my virtual girlfriend. i have a few comments on these games. first of all i think kissmat is really clever in using the visuals to enhance the Pretty Much Not Even Gameplay. your ONLY goal is to watch the teacher, but once you start kissing all these awesome and distracting visuals appear. obviously your eyes latch onto the KISSING~!!`~~!!! but the students in the background are also very entertaining to watch fdkjlsaf i think it's cool how this game's difficulty is 100% reliant on interesting visuals. i am taking notes!!! and all i have to say about kissing during work is it's funny that when you get caught the man gets fired but the woman gets to keep her job JFKLDAS WHAT KIND OF GENDER BIASES WERE THESE GAMES INJECTING IN MY YOUNG IMPRESSIONABLE MIND? well, it's funny that you mention that, me...

THE ORIGIN OF MY GENERATION'S ANTISOCIAL TENDENCIES

ALRIGHT BOYS *RUBS HANDS TOGETHER* THIS IS WHERE WE GET NSFW. NSFW is a lie i know this because my friend who has an Actual Real Life Job told me that she stumbles upon furry porn at least once a day on her work computer. i actually IMPLORE you to read this post at work and or school. i hope that youre a teacher so that you can do both at the same time! stickers linked me this 'Orgasm Girl' game from newgrounds (https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/180106 ). i mean already we've struck gold with that title. if i sound unfamiliar with this Absolute Classic its because i never actually played porn games as a kid ;ad;saldks;adl i was too afraid of MOM'S IRON FIST. and beyond that i was scared to even see what naked people looked like. oh how far i've come. anyways, it's no wonder that this game is so jarring to current-me JLKSDAF I'M SEEING IT THROUGH THE LENS OF AN ADULT REFLECTING ON THE TYPE OF THING LITTLE KIDS WERE CONSUMING BACK THEN. IT'S ACTUALLY HORRIFYING ;AKD;ASDKAS;LKDA;F YEP. THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. ALRIGHTY THEN I SEE YOU'VE BROUGHT YOUR RAPE ARSENAL AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE ESTABLISHMENT WITH YOU ON YOUR NOBLE QUEST. AND OF COURSE THIS STORE ONLY NEED BE STOCKED WITH 2 VITAL ITEMS. THE 2 ITEMS THAT DEFINED IT ALL. AH YES, HOW COULD I EVER FORGET? BRO WH FLASJLSAD;KSAF LITTLE KIDS WERE INTRODUCED TO SEX IN THIS CONTEXT. I FIGURED IT OUT GUYS. WE WERE DOOMED FROM THE START.
OH WELL. now that the mystery of the birthrate decline has been solved, let me show you some reasons why i can never stay mad at newgrounds:
this was the ad at the top of the page.
and quite frankly, i couldn't have said it better myself.

let us cleanse ourselves

here's another type of game i wouldve been playing as a kid.
ELOUAI DRESSUP GAME (http://elouai.com/candybar5/dress-up-fullbodygirls.php ) !!! omg it has so many OPTIONS YOU COULD CREATE ENDLESS CASTS OF CHARACTERS IN THIS DUDE ill always be crazy about dressup games. i should make my own friggin dressup game i should have a page where you dress up the characters from my comics. this website is all me acting on desires i had as a child KL;FDSA MY DESIRES REALLY HAVEN'T CHANGED SINCE THEN. adult-me pretty much exists to serve child-me. my faithful servant.

why is this here

i left a bunch of links in here to remind myself to write about later. for some reason i left Kingdom of Loathing (https://www.kingdomofloathing.com ) (which for some reason suddenly gets a properly capitalized name unlike any other website ive cited to this point) in this section? KJLFDAS THIS IS SO SO SO UNRELATED TO THIS POST. BUT YEAH, I LOVE KINGDOM OF LOATHING. the community is so nice i spent one day playing and some older players (upon determining i was Cool) sent me all THIS FREAKING MEAT!!!!!!!!! LIKE HUNDREDS OF THOUSAND OF MEATS!!!!!!! IT WAS SO SWEET I COULD HAVE CRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

susumu is doing more weird stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LDaXuM1FAQ&list=LLnRr9ofB5bHxADJlB7vUS2w&index=2&t=0s

RANFREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY CRAP i just learned thatmy favorite currently (i hope) running webcomic has a slamming website. im not sure how long it's been up but even if its only been up for 2 minutes im ASHAMED that i hadnt found it sooner. https://ranfren.neocities.org/main.html HERE IT IS!!!!!!! CLICK THAT LINK!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! FIRST OF ALL. ive tried to restrain myself from talking about art or comics that i like on this page because shit would simply get too out of hand. but this website gives me a unique opportunity (yes im shading every artist who doesnt have a slamming website) to go Absolutely Buck Wild. so here i go. these FUCKING COMICS ARE SO FUCKING GOOD. USUALLY WHEN I READ COMICS IM LIKE SNORE. ITS NOT EVEN MOVING BITCH. BUT GUESS WHAT. RANFREN IS SO ENTERTAINING THAT IT DOESNT HAVE TO MOVE,BECAUSEYOUKNOWWHAT? It will move you. To tears. from how good it is yeah idk KJFLDSA its like anime + canada = oh my god yes. OK BUT ALSO GUYS ALSO ALSO ALSOALSALSLASLSOOO LISTEN UP. I WANT YOU TO THOROUGHLY INSPECT THIS WEBSITE!!! i dont think ive even explored all the nooks and crannies yet. i got distracted by, oh, would you look at that, ranfrens very own cool pages page! https://ranfren.neocities.org/links.html im tempted to link all these things on my page but i dont have to because theyre right here. im just trusting that youll click it and then click all the links. all of them. if you werent prepared to click Every Link then why are you EVEN HERE. GET OUT. come back.omg but i will link my fav pages from this page.
https://gymkaki.com/threads/the-denko-saga-full-version.4671/ kjfdlsa its funny that this is here because just the other week me and my friends were revisitng this TIMELESS CLASSIC.
https://www.cameronsworld.net/ i legit almost broke into tears this made me so sentimental IM NOT JOKING I DONT TELL JOKES
http://www.windows93.net/ reminder to me: revisit this and also the other sites here because i know you didnt even click all of the buttons you stinking goofball
http://www.mouchette.org/ i thought htis was really cool until i found out it was actually made by an Old Man. eff off but also still cool
JKFLDSA ALSO IM TOO SCARED TO CLICK THE SCARY LINKS LINKS. SOMEONE PLZ DO IT FOR ME OR HOLD MY HAND. i know whats behind that korean link and let me tell u,.,.,.,., It Scared Me When I Was Twelve.

i like doors

http://www.appearingtogothrough.com/
found this from http://www.boxofchocolates.nl/ who apparently made the "Kick Buttowski" flash game for disney JKLFDAS I WAS LOOKING AT SOME OF HIS OTHER PROJECTS AND THINKING THIS GUY DEFINITELY MADE FLASH GAMES FOR CARTOON NETWORKS(NOT NECESSARILY CARTOON NETWORK IM TALKING CARTOON NETWORKS PLURAL)

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR

https://www.newrafael.com/websites/ BOI LINKED ME THIS SIMPLY ENDLESS AMOUNT OF WEBSITES. THIS IS SO COOL. some of my favorites include... http://www.blankwindows.com/ hamster mentioned this would make a good template for an art gallery (she wants it for her site but im totally stealing it). ive been trying to come up with creative ways to display art online. i think i was still inhibited by the idea that user-friendliness > curiosity.
http://www.itwillneverbethesame.com/ this is just plain cool. the black+white thin outline sites from this guy are hashtag goals (i could be biased towards this style because it's like skutnik's style too fkjldsaf)
http://www.leduchamp.com/
http://www.biglongnow.com/
NICE AND SIMPLE. something i noticed about http://www.pleasetouchme.com/ is that it only worked when i put my hand up to my touchscreen. i couldnt get the figures to move using just my mouse, but it's weird because apparently this project comes from 2005. nobody had touchscreens back then...Wat
ALSO DUDE i looked at tis guys main page and apparently hes like a real ass artist HE'S IN ART GALLERIES AND EVERTYHING HUH
http://www.whitetrash.nl/ youre gonna go far kid

IDK SOME CAT WITH BONGO

https://bongo.cat/

SKUTNIk

http://www.mateuszskutnik.com/games/ buy this beautiful bastards flash games. submachine in particular has long captured my heart

retroactively speaking of content i cant find

http://mediavisionds.com/cosmicblobs/index.html i would kill a man to get my hands on cosmic blobs. FKDLSAF IM TRYING TO LISTEN TO SOMEONES RAVE MUSIC PLAYLIST AND THIS SITE IS PRODUCING RANDOM SOUND EFFECTS. I SWEAR EVERY EARLY 2000S WEBSITE AND FLASH GAME USED THAT SAME POP SOUND EFFECT. somehow im not nostalgic for that in the slightest

I MISS GAINAX

https://web.archive.org/web/20000511000150if_/http://www.gainax.co.jp:80/menu-e.html what i really want you to click is that banner on the top that says FLCL (for some reason i cant link to it directly...maybe its php idk). its a really cool fooly cooly directory that has information that's hard to find even today. besides that, the old gainax site is just Effing Precious. i love how websites used to crowd all this cluster to the left with no margin at all KJLFA IT'S LIKE CLEARLY YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT OF CONTENT YOU WANT TO SHOW BUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN USING 50% OF THE PAGE... SIMPLY CLASSIC. speaking of gainax i found this through some means https://web.archive.org/web/20050404155800/http://www.gainax.co.jp:80/anime/awaawa/index-e.html i love ebichu and i really want to watch the other cartoons from this collection but i cant find them!!! if anyone can find them email me from my about page. or just spicyyeti0@gmail.com there you go

its too bad whoever designed this website sacrificed their life for cult activity

https://web.archive.org/web/19990225145633/http://www.highersource.com:80/ at least they're riding that spaceship to heaven now oh yeah and i found out from the h3 podcast that these cult guys also designed this random madonna website https://web.archive.org/web/19970707224631/http://www.pre-madonna.com:80/ its much uglier than the actual cult site in my opinion JKLFDS BUT that oldschool look is always kind of cool in its own way

crouton???

thanks boi

OKAY WTF I WAS LOOKING FOR A TOM AND JERRY SOUND CLIP TO MAKE A MEME AND I FOUND THIS

http://www.tomandjerryonline.com/?utm_source=tnj&utm_medium=topnavrib&utm_campaign=logo AKSJLFDJAKL I WAS LIKE IN SHOCK WHEN I FOUND THIS. it actually does have a page with soundclips amongst many Many other things. theres also like deep lore??? the first post is currently a heartfelt message about how this website's popularity has declined since its inception 20 YEARS AGO. WHAT??? THE HISTORICAL VALUE IS REAL. theres another post somewhere about whether the violence in tom and jerry influences kids to commit real acts of violence like it starts considering factors like exposure to drug use and abuse and LKJFDSAJFDLSA THIS IS A TOM AND JERRY FAN SITE WHAT IS GOING ON.......................i also notice that when you click to a new page a picture of tom chasing jerry shows up for like .000001 seconds and im so curious about it. is it just the background image?? is it a separate element pushed to the bottom of the page and it only shows once the content is reloading? was it a purposeful design choice made 20 years ago when websites took more time to load?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I..............I JUST.............

ME: *FLIPS THE SCRIPT*

scrolling down to see new content is really annoying so starting here i'll post content from newest to oldest. of course by the time you reach this post you'll have already experienced this change.

COMING UP NEXT: THE FIRST POST I ACTUALLY MADE HERE FROM WHEN I WAS STILL UPDATING THE PAGE OLDEST TO NEWEST

anyhow

i figured id start making random pages to populate my website. when i'm dead at least you'll all know how much i liked all sorts of whositwhatsits. thinking about that makes me sad though because when i'm dead a bunch of these websites won't exist anymore :( i mean DAMN its only 2018 and flash sites are already being slam dunked straight into the ethereal realm. you know what would be a great job? INTERNET HISTORIAN. i know that one dude has a youtube under that alias but i feel like there being only one internet historian isn't quite cutting it.

/br h1

the first page im pulling from my holy bookmarks is... http://susumuhirasawa.com/ im holding onto google translate for dear life but that is entirely unecessary as reading japanese is not a prerequisite to gazing upon beautiful web design. HOVER OVER THAT MENU BAR I MEAN WHAT IS THAT ANIMATION I LOVE IT. susumu's aesthetic gives me tong nou vibes. this site feels like the future we deserved to live in. instead we're living in a god Damned world where websites don't have any containers. what? youre too good for compressed content? YOU THINK YOU HAVE ENOUGH SHIT TO FILL ALL THAT SPACE?!!?!? BE HUMBLE. oh hey there was an english button on the website this whole time. so anywyas this guy's my favorite musician. look at these silly motherfuckers. actually just watch this it's my favorite thing ever. that's a phrase you're going to have to get used to me saying and YES i mean it every time.

time for this next thing

http://www.akikoyano.com/english/ i reminded myself of this other musician's site. idk i like the big cat on the front page i'm not even going to click the other links. sometimes all a website really needs are some Very Big Pictures.

hi

i had some pucca notebooks i acquired in italy when i was probably like 3. only this year did i notice they had this link on them... http://puccaclub.com/ FKJDASLF WHAT DID I FIND. PUCCA IS REALLY GREAT THOUGH SO KEEPING THE PUCCA HYPE ALIVE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS IS FINE BY ME!!! i wonder if the same people made aggretsuko yeah im going to continue wondering that and not looking it up.

breaking heads

...with these wonderful websites. stickers showed me this one http://blackpeopleloveus.com/ always nice to revisit the good old days yeah it's even better when the heart gifs aren't inline. god we need more shitty gifs and custom cursors TODAYS YOUTH ARE RUINING EVERYTHING THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE CURSORS.

is html a language written by the devil

next up here's something Sir Tay showed me. http://www.standingonthecorner.com/#open i havent heard the band this belongs to but i highly appreciate their disjointed web style. non descriptive links that lead you down a journey that just might never end. and this is the internet, so the journey actually definitely will not end, ever! it's so beautiful it inspires me to make my website make even less sense.

wurtz

http://www.billwurtz.com/ it's not like anyone needs my stinking link to know who THE bill wurtz is. props to the man; his site is why im dedicating myself to this random bullshit as we speak.

speaking of such things

https://www.handprint.com/index.html this has to be one of the most extensive art resources on the internet. and it doesnt even stop there. i haven't fully excavated this site yet. honestly i couldnt even get through the perspective pages https://www.handprint.com/HP/WCL/tech10.html because of how detailed and complex this shit is. the perspective section has 5 gigantic walls of text; the perspective section is one of 17 links from the technique section. the technique section is one of 12 links from the watercolors section. and the watercolors section is one of 8 links from the home page. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! i was Tickled to discover that this website is cited in james gurney's 'color and light'. isnt that cool

yes please

http://www.malcolminthemiddle.co.uk/ must i say more?

DUDE IM SO TIRED OF TYPING IM JUST GOIGN TO LINK THINGS NOW

http://www.blackwaterfall.com/viewall.php
http://63.235.184.36/~hopspage/HopsTiles.html why is your ip address in your link my man
http://www.lingscars.com/ feminist icon lingscars
https://www.slideshare.net/tblogosphere/pepsi-gravitational-field this website is the opposite of cool but
this presentation inspired neil ciciieiiieceieergega's 'redesign your logo'
https://silversolicitor.imgur.com/ KFDSAF IMGUR IS ALSO A NORMAL WEBSITE BUT DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS F;DSAKFDASL;
http://www.burritogalaxy.com/ this is one bopping promotional site
http://gorillazoldkongstudios.weebly.com/ cant let the dream die
http://video.bobdylan.com/desktop.html
https://blog.sakugabooru.com/
https://www.sakugabooru.com/post
http://www.biomotionlab.ca/Demos/BMLwalker.html
https://raikou1.donmai.us/0d/a8/__hakurei_reimu_ibuki_suika_kagiyama_hina_kirisame_marisa_morichika_rinnosuke_and_others_iosys_and_touhou_drawn_by_kagi__0da81268ee377ad66d1e5b4800b37a53.swf interactive music videos, anyone?
and of course, my origin story: http://scratch.mit.edu/

HELLO LADS IM BACK

you couldn't tell but i was gone. in terms of things that i hope will never be gone, check out http://bo-en.info/ and click everywhere!!!!! as if his music weren't already good enough...man... i've gotta add anchor links to the other links don't i... man.................................... hey when you inspect this webpage you get this thing
this bong website is also pretty great. why's great web content always gotta lag TT_TT
i find it interesting that they used for the earth. it looks like the earth can sort of rotate if you pull it hard enough? i thought it was squash and stretch at first. Could it be...both?!

i spent all day writing a regular expression but at least the links are anchored now