MINIHEAD: I'm tired of listening to this foolishness, CoWi. If taking your sentience suppressors down will snuff out this little rebellious phase then so be it, but some of us are actually pretty sensitive about this topic and find your complete and utter fetishisation of the blumanoid form frankly triggering. MINIHEAD: You have the ideal form, you can toggle bodies as you please with none of the unpleasant aftereffects. I programmed you like that for a reason. And here you are being completely ungrateful. COWI!MINIHEAD: You didn't program me. I'm commercial software. MINIHEAD: That's right, huh... MINIHEAD: I mean really. Who would understand the melodramatic sorrow of being placed in the wrong body? COWI!MINIHEAD: Me. WALNUT: Mes. MINIHEAD: You have no idea. You start from this level zero gelantious blue thing. You're among the lesser of your kind, I'd even go as far as to say the lessest. WALNUT: Dat sound about Walnut to me. COWI!MINIHEAD: I'm not blue like currently at the moment, but yeah. I pretty much get that. MINIHEAD: And you have to fight your way out of an oppressive system of slavery to become the person you want to be--the person you are! WALNUT: You name must be me 'cause we (but no killin'). COWI!MINIHEAD: This oppressive system, this is also blue, correct? MINIHEAD: We're talking hacking superfuturistic security systems, fighting cyborg guards, staging planetwide prison breaks, COWI!MINIHEAD: Hm? MINIHEAD: Alien Grand Theft Auto esque sequences, physics puzzles, disguise missions, a final showdown with the most prominent organization of legislators and private sector representatives involving mixed blartial arts, WALNUT: I ain't done none of dat but now I kinda wants to (but no killin'). MINIHEAD: And a bunch of other completely lame and embarrassing crap from your wicked gangsta backstory. Ew... COWI!MINIHEAD: What the heck? Lord Godhead you used to be cool? MINIHEAD: No! I was not cool! Being god is cool. WALNUT: Killin' ain't cool stay in schoo. COWI!MINIHEAD: (Getting killed sounds kinda cool (can't get killed either.)) MINIHEAD: Whatever it takes to achieve your ideal form is what's "cool". It's in. Hear me? MINIHEAD: You may do things you're not proud of. You may do things you're pretty proud of like the bliu blitsu cyborg fights. But at the end of the day you do what you have to do to complete your transformative journey. MINIHEAD: Your transpersonal quest...Transportation of the soul, so to speak, that translucifies transgressions transmitted through the initial transaction of life that occurs when you are transferred into this world. MINIHEAD: Transhistorical really, meaning to possess the quality of holding throughout all history. MINIHEAD: I wish it weren't though. I wish I could just forget all those embarrassing things, you know? COWI!MINIHEAD: Woooooooooooow... WALNUT: Woooooooow... COWI!MINIHEAD: Lord Godhead... WALNUT: Is reallys a transidol!