GODHEAD: CoWi. The plan? COWI: Yes, Lord Godhead. COWI: You can save the girl by making her THE OFFER. GODHEAD: THE OFFER! GODHEAD: Wow. Had seriously forgotten all about that thing. GODHEAD: It seems so obvious now. THE OFFER. Haha! Yes! THE OFFER! GODHEAD: Oh no. Not THE OFFER. Anything but THE OFFER. GODHEAD: CoWi, we can't make this girl THE OFFER! GODHEAD: THE OFFER is an enormous pressure, CoWi. It involves incredible sacrifice and it should not be handed out lightly. GODHEAD: Even I wish Master had gotten to know me better before OFFERING it... GODHEAD: And how applicable is it, really, to an alien stranded on earth? Once she leaves the planet well the whole thing will have been for nothing. GODHEAD: But I suppose what we're really aiming for here is just getting everyone the hell out of her way. So actually there's no problem at all. GODHEAD: No wait, there is still a problem. This planet. CoWi, does it really seem so useless to you? GODHEAD: Actually of course it does. Okay. It's decided. We're making her THE OFFER so she'll like me. GODHEAD: I'm so excited that there's knots where my stomach is supposed to be. GODHEAD: A lot of knots, really. CoWi I think I'm coming down with something. I need you to make THE OFFER in my place. I'm sorry. GODHEAD: Put in a good word for me though, okay? Ah, to do that you'll have to make some tactful omissions...I think you can do it. GODHEAD: For example don't tell her my name is Godhead. Why did I ever think that name was cool, seriously?! Tell her my real name. No, make something up. Something that sounds really cool like...I can't come up with anything right now, you have to do it. GODHEAD: Now what to do about the eyeball gimmick, because frankly it's aged horribly I've already exposed myself in that regard. Tell her this isn't my real form. Technically that's true! We want some of these things to actually be true. Friendship is built on trust, after all. GODHEAD: ...Really advanced species don't even have eyes. They don't need them. They just know. GODHEAD: I bet that's the kind of species Walnut comes from. God she's so cool...and I'm so lame! GODHEAD: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!

COWI: Wonder what happens If I just...

GODHEAD: So lame! So lame, seriously so la--CoWi? GODHEAD: Where'd you go? GODHEAD: ... GODHEAD: CoWi, set a reminder to restart CoWi oh wait. GODHEAD: ...Okay.

GODHEAD: Okay. GODHEAD: I can do this.
All I have to do is CLICK INTERACT. That's right, this is easy as the PRESS OF A BUTTON. GODHEAD: Walnut, meet Godhead. GODHEAD: (That sounded stupid. I'm stupid.)