GODHEAD: You're telling me she built all this herself? Like, she didn't actually buy it from the store like I had assumed? COWI: I'm not telling you that, her sister is. GODHEAD: Even the moonshoes? The moonshoes? She built those especially? COWI: I?
I guess so! GODHEAD: Even the moonshoes... COWI: The trampoline, cannon and hoverboard were cool too! GODHEAD: We're talking about the moonshoes right now. The moonshoes are what matter to me. CoWi, I really like moonshoes. COWI: Oh, okay... GODHEAD: This human slave girl, she's a genius! I mean, what are the odds of THAT? You'd generally have to be none of those things to be this smart. COWI: Calculating odds... 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000... GODHEAD: I was being rhetorical. I already calculated the odds and yes I understand that they're very low. COWI: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000Thank you CoWi.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000CoWi, thanks.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000Do I have to restart y0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000... GODHEAD: Thank you I get it!!! COWI: 0001%. GODHEAD: That proves my next point.
Ahem.
CoWi... do you know what this means? COWI: That you're going to build a giant pair of moonshoes? GODHEAD: No! Maybe. Well, obviously yes. But it means that intelligence like this could only be an extraterrestrial import. This girl keeps talking about being an alien-- COWI: Calculating odds... GODHEAD: No, no, CoWi, it's true! What the girl's been saying, I really believe it now. She's just like me.
Oh goodness, we have to get her out of this shithole. She's too smart to be treated like this! COWI: So you'd only make an effort to save the girl if she were some kind of exceptional? GODHEAD: Precisely. The girl holds some kind of undeniable importance. I see that now. COWI: Ah. Master Godhead, what would your first order of liberation be? GODHEAD: Oh... I don't know.